What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 00:09

Goldfinger
-”Ah so!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Diamonds Are Forever
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Live and Let Die
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
When does a man tell a woman he has feelings for her?
Moonraker
-”She is very sexyful!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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Octopussy
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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From Russia With Love
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-All the bad guys are black.
What are the most extreme examples of hypocrisy?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
You Only Live Twice
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A View to a Kill
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
The Man with the Golden Gun
What’s something you did a lot as a kid that you don’t miss now that you’re an adult?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Dr No
What's the funniest thing you heard in a movie theater?
-J W Pepper
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.